Remember that time I had semen on my face?
yeah, and you told me it was yogurt… but then it turned out to be shaving cream…
"You don't wanna get raped and murdered and then...
“….In that order?”
That doesnt mean you dont have AIDS...
Thatsnotmayname: Damn…. Us: What is it? Thatsnotmyname: this girl is being no help to me! Us: Why? Thanksnotmyname: I asked her when was the last time she was tested, and she said about 2 months ago, and I’m like that doesnt mean you dont have AIDS.
You know, I dream sometimes… And man, I got some dreams, ya know?– thatsnotmyname
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astridonacid: WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
There is a tiny little speck of a town located off the Northern coast of Oregon. It is quiet and quaint and it’s the sort of place where everyone knows each other and everybodys business. In this town there is no good or bad side of the tracks, there are no tracks, in fact, just silent paved roads with no sidewalk. The houses are like cottages, tiny and rustic, and they all have picket fences...
i don’t condone drunk driving but i dont get personally offended by it....– janicka moffet
If any monsters show up I’ll tell them to come over here, so I can cut...– James The Polar Bear